All aboard the fap bus…
All aboard the fap bus…
Today, you will see lots of lots of news outlets writing stories like this about the striking down of a Utah law on polygamy. And you’ll see a lot of people spewing a lot of bullshit about it.
Let’s clear one thing up: the law is on polygamous cohabitation, not polygamous marriage.
The defendants in the case—reality TV star Kody Brown and his multiple not-legally-married wives—challenged the law which made it illegal for them to cohabit. That is what has been struck down. It makes it so that this family which is polygamous can live together without threat of criminal prosecution for cohabitation. It doesn’t make it so that they can legally enter into a polygamous marriage.
Of course, “Utah judge strikes down polygamy ban” is a far more exciting headline than “Utah judge makes it so people can live together without fear of prosecution”. Despite the mention of polygamy, this actually has nothing to do with marriage, just Utah striking down a moronic law preventing cohabitation that they ought to know would be against the freedom of assembly clause. No other states have this kind of law, because it’s moronic.
This ruling changes nothing about who is allowed to get married. All it changes is whether or not people engaging in religious polygamy without actually getting legally married are criminally sanctioned or not. Polygamists in Utah are just as disallowed from getting into polygamous marriages today as they were before this ruling.
Feel free to interpret overblown claims of how this is all because evil dastardly gays redefined marriage accordingly. Why let facts get in the way of a whole lot of moralising?
Google have done something amazing: made adware and spyware acceptable among hackers.
Today I learned not only that in Arizona there’s a shooting range called Bullets and Burgers “offering guests the opportunity to fire fully automatic weapons and eat big bacon cheeseburgers” but that at said establishment it is perfectly normal to give Uzis to nine-year-olds.
Fuck yeah, ‘murica!
The Web is for life, not just the next VC round. RIP GeoCities.
Quote of the day: “For all its shortcomings, HTML is quite a useful little format.” —Bert Bos
Fedora man disapproves of your hating.
Apparently, PayPal is a social network now.
While walking through Soho this morning, I noticed you can now buy cola-flavoured willies. (I think I’ll just stick with au naturelle.)
Academies getting advance notice of OFSTED inspections? Can’t imagine why anyone in government would be motivated to quietly leak inspection dates to, err, sex up inspection reports. That would be a truly scurrilous and untrue allegation and only nasty mean cynics would suggest such a thing.
In a constant war against open plan office noise, today I got my HD 280 Pro headphones. I’m just burning them in with the help of Daft Punk, Eddy Grant and James Brown. Sounding great and filtering out the noise quite excellently.
Companies are now deleting email when employees are on holiday. They just need to go the whole hog and delete email the rest of the time too.
I just uploaded a photo to Flickr.
It’s not like I’m on a sporadic, expensive roaming connection on a low-memory, low-power device: I’m using the latest version of Firefox on a MacBook Pro on my home ADSL connection.
Supposedly modern front-end development practices have become so absurd they are now indistinguishable from satire.
There’s no excuse. My industry is filled with colossal idiots. The worrying thing is the same people who think not being able to see photos on Flickr is just fine also write the software that runs the governments and corporations of the world. We’re doomed.
American lady-friends: do you work for nutty Christians who wish to deny you the ability to get access to birth control pills because the company has suddenly decided it has strongly-held moral beliefs (even though you’ve never seen the Corporate Person attend church)?
Politely explain to them that you are not taking the Pill for its contraceptive effect, but are instead using it for its cancer-reducing properties. Because you are pro-life, you believe in trying to extend your life by reducing your risk of endometrial and/or ovarian cancer, as well as reducing menstrual pain. The contraceptive effect is a foreseen but unintended consequence of the use of the Pill.
If they challenge this, point out to them that the Doctrine of Double Effect has been an important part of the Christian ethical tradition since St Thomas wrote the Summa Theologica, and you are surprised that given the Bearer of Corporate Personhood has such strong religious beliefs, it has never come across Aquinas…
Interesting post from an American doctor who has to take his son to an NHS hospital where he gets prompt care from a trained and competent physician and neither cash payment nor a loyalty oath to Lenin or Nye Bevan signed in blood was required in exchange.
I recently treated myself to a new camera. I’m not a camera geek. There are a lot of people who spend a lot of time poring over specs, comparing sample images and reading gossip blogs—the current incarnation of the same people who spent enormous amounts of time reading reviews in Amateur Photographer or the British Journal of Photography.
Tools become cults and fetishes too quickly: programmers spend an enormous amount of time arguing the intricacies of Python vs Java vs C or Vim vs Emacs (vs Sublime vs nano vs Eclipse vs TextMate). I’ve spent far too much time listening to writers who spend more time deliberating between Microsoft Word, Ulysees, Scrivener and Writer Pro (for some people, writing about writing tools seems to be the only thing they seem to do with their writing tools). And photographers have a similar problem of extreme tool fetishism.
When learning photography, I used a Pentax MX, a manual focus 35mm SLR. It’s not quite as rock-solid as the infamous K-1000, but it’s not far off. I still have it, although the exposure meter seems to be broken. I learned on manual focus, shooting on beautiful black and white films—the sadly departed Tri-X, and the still just about alive FP4, Delta and Neopan brands. For colour, Velvia and the also much missed Agfa Ultra. A few years ago, I finally switched over to a Pentax K100D, and then a K10D, and picked up a Bronica ETRS to experiment with medium format. I’ve borrowed and used a couple of Canon DSLRs.
Much as I’m glad to have grown up right on the cusp of the Internet—I still remember exactly how bloody irritating it was programming before being able to hit up Google and StackOverflow for answers, and I haven’t yet had my attention span utterly decimated like the next generation—I’m glad I learned photography pre-digital properly, with a manual camera.
Digital was fairly underwhelming for quite a few years. The lenses were expensive, slow or both. People got very excited about the image quality, but my Bronica blew that right out of the water. DSLRs are still too bulky: you can make an iPhone so small I forget the damn thing is in my pocket, but up until fairly recently, DSLRs were mammoth compared to my old MX.
I’d looked and waited a while on the new range of mirrorless digital systems. I was impressed by this review of the Lumix GF1 but tried one I’d borrowed and found that I just can’t use a camera without a viewfinder, and the viewfinder Panasonic make for the GF1 is just too rubbish to bother with. So I waited and plodded on with my Pentax. When I finally saw that the X-Pro1 was at a reasonable price, I grabbed one with the Fuji 18mm f/2 lens.
This camera has made photography fun again. I’d played around with a borrowed Leica M3 and an M6, and wished I could have a digital rangefinder that was was as fun and Zen-like as using a Leica but without needing to pay silly amounts of money. Fuji actually seem to be delivering on this desire for a beautiful but modestly priced digital Leica-a-like, albeit one that isn’t quite a rangefinder.
The recipe is simple: make a simple camera body that actually looks like a bloody camera rather than some strange ectomorphic blob (I’ve had at least one colleague express surprise that the X-Pro1 was actually a digital camera). Build the controls on the camera that photographers actually need, put in a good optical viewfinder, strap a few really fantastic prime lenses on the front, and do it for a lot less than Leica.
At that task, Fuji are succeeding. The things I care about when taking a photograph are easily to hand: aperture, exposure and EV compensation. I have set the function button to let me set the ISO (I’m glad to see that the X-T1 has turned ISO setting into a dedicated dial).
There are a few things I’ve been confused by. The macro mode is one major one: a few days after getting the camera, I somehow managed to put it into macro, which then very sensibly made it so that the eyepiece would only use the electronic rather than optical viewfinder (because the optical viewfinder would be useless in macro mode because of parallax). It took me a few days before I realised that I needed to switch out of macro mode, and then the optical viewfinder suddenly came back.
The other confusion I had was when I got the flash gun. I’ve never used hot-shoe flash before: I never have really needed it, but decided it might be useful. My DSLR has on-camera flash (which tends to be overly harsh—in the past I’ve fashioned a filter out of a Rizla paper to dissipate and soften the flash) but I finally plumped for a proper flash gun. I couldn’t get the flash to fire until I realised that I had to go in and turn ‘silent mode’ off. The irritation of having to do a menu dive to switch the camera between sounding like a camera and sounding like a reversing lorry was allayed when I found out that I could simply hold the DISP BACK button to switch modes. It’d be useful if I could set it so that mounting and powering up the flash gun deactivates silent mode and then reactivates it when the flash is powered down.
There are some other irritations which aren’t just user error: the EV dial is a bit too easy to knock and you sometimes realise that you are accidentally off by a third of a stop.
These irritations aside, the optical viewfinder is beautiful to shoot with. A transparent display is placed between you and the world and the manufacturers have worked out some mostly intelligent things to display on it. In autofocus mode, the autofocus zone is marked clearly, and if you activate the relevant option, you can see a parallax corrected autoexposure display. Coming from a background of single lens reflex cameras (both with and without prisms) and with only a few hours of Leica M3 experience a few years ago, adapting to the OVF has been interesting, but I definitely prefer it for most things to the EVF.
Being able to keep pushing the shutter without a big clunking mirror interrupting the scene is quite nice though, and there’s obviously no advance lever that needs tugging like on film rangefinders.
In general, I stick with autofocus, sometimes resorting to using the manual mode combined with autofocus lock button. I can see myself using pure manual focus but only in certain limited circumstances, namely when on a tripod in a studio. The presence of a shutter release thread is a nice touch for such scenarios: my camera bag has a shutter release cord, but I’ve never bothered buying the remote controls for my DSLRs.
The form factor of the X-Pro1 means I end up taking it to places I wouldn’t take my SLR. I chuck it in the bag I take to work most days just in case inspiration strikes.
There are some downsides. As well as the aforementioned silliness with flash and silent mode, the accident-prone EV dial, the battery life is a bit too short (I now carry a spare battery and saw on Twitter a while back a note from a wedding photographer who carries 5 spares to shoots) and the autofocus could be a bit quicker—although it’s not something that prevents me from taking the photographs I want. It’s not a great camera for video, lacking an external mic port—if you care about video, there are better options.
Another irritation is the jog dial on the back of the camera. It does… well, it basically doesn’t do anything. It lets you spin through images in playback. It isn’t used at all when shooting. It’s pretty close to completely redundant. It’s there and users of DSLRs will get quite frustrated by it, I guess.
One final frustration: the form factor of the 60mm ƒ/2.4 lens hood is bulky and irritating.
Despite these mild irritations, I’ve really enjoyed using the X-Pro1. It produces beautiful JPEGs and raws. The Fuji lenses are expensive but excellent. I’m very happy with the purchase. The advent of small, well-built compact mirrorless systems like the X-Pro1 that are actually built around the needs of photographers (rather than videographers or holidaymakers) may mean we can finally start seeing cameras that aren’t just incremental improvements on the DSLR. If you are holding off jumping into the Fuji system (or another non-DSLR system if you’ve already bought in), don’t: I’m still learning, but with the current range of cameras, I don’t feel like digital is a convenient but flawed alternative to 35mm anymore.
My photos from Brighton Pride are now up. Enjoy.
If you’ve seen any UK Pride parades recently, you’ll know that the Labour Party hand out little stickers that say “Never Kissed A Tory”. Which is quite amusing.
Of course, if they wanted to be more punchy with their campaigning they should change it to “Never Kissed A Tory, But Been Fucked By Plenty”…
Wikka Wrap by The Evasions is a funk and rap parody tribute to British TV documentary presenter Alan Whicker. It samples from Tom Browne’s Funkin’ For Jamaica, Chic’s Good Times, the Theme from Shaft and Give Up The Funk (Tear The Roof Off the Sucker) by Parliament.
The only question I have is: why haven’t I heard this earlier? Despite being a parody track, it’s amazing.
BugJuggler is a genuinely lovely project. It’s a plan to build a 70 foot tall hydraulic robot with the ability to lift up and juggle cars, all controlled by a human in a control suit with haptic feedback.
It’s like Scrapheap Challenge combined with a Michael Bay action sequence. Given how depressing the rest of technology is these days, this is a genuinely beautiful and fun project.