I got a local election leaflet from the Conservatives over the weekend. It has this really amusing bit of dodgy copy-writing:
Working with the police to plan out crime, making [place name] the lowest crime ward in [borough].
Generally, if you’ve been conspiring with the police to plan out crimes, it’s best to not brag about it in an election leaflet. That’s a sentence that could definitely have been better phrased.
I have yet to get any leaflets or literature from any other parties.