Woohoo! First post from my MacBook Pro!
Woohoo! First post from my MacBook Pro!
Apple haven't dispatched my Mac yet. That probably means it's coming on Friday. That's a relief, since nobody's gonna be here tommorow.
Linda Smith, the broadcaster, comedian and president of the British Humanist Association, just died on Tuesday. This really sucks. Linda Smith was both a good and interesting choice of Pres. for the Humanists, and a very witty comedian.
Infamous creationist Henry Morris, author of Scientific Creationism and The Genesis Flood, died back on Saturday. Interesting fact number one: Dembski's blogging it (not DaveScot or any of his other lesser-lettered minions). You'd think that since Judge Jones recently pointed out how ID was just repackaged creationism, they might be trying to rebrand themselves for the next generation's version of this silly game. Oh well, their loss. Interesting fact number two: a blogger out there has been hanging around at Bob Jones University's bookstore giggling at all the books by creationists. The late Dr. Morris' work features quite heavily.
Another field that Dr Morris was involved in, as the Milwaukee Evolution League point out, is "Arkeology". To those of you outside of the loop, this is attempts to find archeaological evidence of the Ark which Noah built. Let me remind you. 6,000 years ago, shortly after the creation of the world and Adam and Eve's expulsion of the garden, God decided to punish everybody. Except Noah. And his family. And representatives of every species. So God told Noah to make an Ark which would have to be about the size of the Titanic in order to hold all the species. And so Noah, who's age was in triple figures (because they lived longer back then, a feature we've lost due, no doubt, to sin and E-numbers), and his hardy bunch of companions numbering no more than single figures built in the space of a week (well, exclude shabbat, or Yahweh'll shtup you in the tokhis, ya damn schmucky mamzer). One boat, seven folk, one week. Then in the next week, round up all the damn animals, merry sailing for a year, land, load them off board, and the huge diversity we've seen all happened since they got off the boat. Through evolution - the process which the selfsame creationist say doesn't exist and is a big fat lie thought up by Charles Darwin to bring about Nazism, communism and lesbians kissing and holding hands. I'm going to miss Dr. Morris' contributions to this vital area of scientific understanding!
Seriously, though, much as us on the side of reason and science may think that Dr. Morris' ideas were absolutely, well, fruitcake, it would be totally heartless not to wish condolences to his family. Though I find the current batch of creationists to be a bunch of deceitful cretins, I have more time for some of the older creationists like the late Dr. Morris and also people like Dr. Duane Gish. They're wrong - almost incalcuably, bordering on mental illness, wrong - about almost everything. But they're not bad people, I don't think.
Apple have just put out a new Intel Mac Mini. Disappointing compared to the iMac and the MBP (mine's not here yet) because it's not very highly specced. It's lost the price of the previous G4 versions and not really got much of an advantage. When you buy a Mini, you're accepting a few things are going to suck, but it's become too expensive, and lacks a graphics card.
Had one of them days today. My laptop got to Amsterdam. I lost my wallet. The college lost my essay. And I've got a harrowing tutorial tommorow. Anyone know of any household product I can consume that will make it impossible to anger me. Basically I need an industrial strength anger suppressant. And if that fails, the instructions on how to dispose of a body in central London.
Mike Baker is reporting that we're gonna have lots more business studies graduates in a few years. Great, just what society needs - people with no actual intellectual or practical skills, just the ability to talk nonsense. You see, when the academy loses it's academic purpose, it doesn't get replaced with a superb vocational education.
I wouldn't object to vocationalism if a few things happened...
One, we stop playing the equivalence game. Someone who's toiled over Wittgenstein or Heidegger is in a different class from someone who has learnt how to cook burgers. Now, the market opportunities for the philosopher aren't great, and in fact, the market will reward the burger van owner better than the philosopher.
But just because the market rewards something highly doesn't mean the academy should also. If you want to make a lot of money, simply work out a gap in the market and fill it with your labour, your creativity and/or your investment. But, ideally, in the academy this means nothing.
Two, don't call it a degree. Call it a vocational diploma or a foundation degree. Or a Bachelor of Business. But don't call it something it's not.
Three, cut out the bullshit. If you're going to be getting people in to university to train them to work rather than to think, don't give them pretend thinking courses. A panelbeater doesn't need "Philosophy and Sociology of Panelbeating". We don't need "Philosophy of Management" doublespeak. Philosophy is what philosophers and, more broadly, humanists do. Not business studies students.
Now, there are certain things which are better taught by academics than anybody else. Not many things, but a few. Law, for instance. Though the legal profession calls it an "academic law degree", it's not academic in the way that, say, history is. But it's close enough in skill set to academic study that to teach that at the university is fine.
The other thing which Mike Baker brings up is the "soft skills" issue. The sort of skills listed are things like "database handling and PowerPoint presentations", "team-working, cultural awareness, leadership and communication skills". This just says it all. Isn't there a saying: the true gentleman is the man who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn't? Well, I'm a dab enough hand with the PowerPoint, but I'd like to think that I'm mature enough not to use it... ";->"
If this is what we're playing for, then my philosophy course has taught me the following soft skills: the ability to work to deadlines, the ability to rigourously analyse arguments and identify presuppositions, the ability to write clearly and to the point, the ability to conduct independent research and to find the material which matters most, the ability to see my existential issues, the ability to talk about a complex subject for twenty minutes, the ability to realise life's total futility and become a nihilist, the ability to revaluate traditional morality and become an Übermensch, the ability to punch a hole in stupid and futile arguments by evangelical dimwits and the ability to see the childish pleasure in doing so. Employ me, for I am a Nietzschean atheist of the first degree and will really liven up your human resources department.
Seriously though, I feel very sorry for the next generation of students. I've gotten away with paying £1,125 a year and am getting a top-class education in something that I'm passionate about (although not necessarily at nine o'clock in the morning). Why would I want to pay three times the price to study something mind-numbingly dull like "Social Work"?
Similarly, the whole "soft skills" thing really sounds like it's just a ticklist of adult common sense traits. Actually, I'm not sure it's even adult. A similar list was used back when I was at primary school. "Can match shapes". Tick. "Can use the bathroom unaided". Tick. "Responds to simple commands". Yep. "Can give PowerPoint presentation". Well, duh. "Can work with others". Uh-huh.
I suppose, since students at LSE decided a few months back that it would be a stunningly funny idea to go and destroy the English department of rival University of London college King's in a drunken riot by members of, surprise surprise, the "Athletic Union" (I was shocked: usually it's the Chess Club, D&D Anonymous and the Anime Society who go on booze-fuelled vandalism raids), employers need reassuring that the graduate they're hiring can act as if they're over the age of ten, even if their brain is still stuck in primary school.
Dave points to this comment. My response? I'm thinking about offering an OPML hosting service sometime in the future.
Dvorak is pointing to that ridiculous story about Lakehead University and wifi. This principal guy sounds like a dipshit.
This story is horrible. Prejudiced Catholic judges are an evil that needs to be eliminated.
The ISPA are whining about the data retention legislation. Rightly, of course. Why don't the ISP's simply ignore the law? It's a shit law, and if European ISPs simply ignore it, and refuse to pay any fines, then there won't be a problem.
Now they have a beep every few minutes. Damn you - this was supposed to be 'quiet'.
How can Pope Benedict XVI, the head of an institution which has said for the last two thousand years "Believe in me or you shall burn in a fiery pit of hell", have the gall to preach tolerance and respect?
It's not just me who thinks that Pat Robertson is a slug.
Despite the fact that I use OPML (and, by extension, Frontier) for all my webby needs, if you are using iWeb and you don't have a .Mac account, this tip is for you!
Wowza! Virgin Trains gets the idea! They have sockets for laptops in standard class. No wifi, but this is a pretty fantastic idea. This way, I'll get to Birmingham with my battery charged up, and I'll get back to London with it charged up. Superb. Big, big plus. Now, if only they could turn the announcements off. I know that I'm going to Birmingham, for crying out loud. I don't need you to tell me that I am.
Good news. Start the Week, Broadcasting House, Today in Parliament and Front Row are all coming to podcasting. Fantastic. I love Today in Parliament but never listen to it.
Plastic: "By now the consequences of the government's War on Drugs are clear. Attacking supply and not demand has sparked a vicious and violent underground economy. A sum of $19 billion is spent every year prosecuting this war, the result of which is that the "land of the free" locks up a higher percentage of its population than any other country, a quarter of which are for drug offenses. Perhaps the enduring legacies of this war are the weakened communities and the resultant lack of economic mobility for those caught up in it."