Tom Morris



2009.07.13

  No. 973 

Malet Street, London, EnglandHalf-day conference on Microsoft Bing for the princely sum of 110 quid. Go for it, SEO kids. (Which reminds me: every pound spent on SEO would be better spent on content.) 2009-07-13T14:37:54ZUntitled entry permalink

Malet Street, London, EnglandThe New York Times has some questions for Judge Sotomayor. I'm a keen watcher of the SCOTUS (it's so much higher profile than the Judicial Committee of the House of Lords or the very grey and drab European Court of Justice and European Court of Human Rights - there's been no Denning-style character in our appeals court, just crusty old men who need patient explaining as to the Internet or beatboxing or whatever the kids are into - while the US does have Scalia who keeps things... interesting). SCOTUS is one area where the US beats us in public knowledge: I can't name you any of the justices of our Court of Appeal or any of the Law Lords, but off the top of my head I can name you Scalia, Alito, Stevens, Roberts, Thomas, Ginsburg and Kennedy. Only Souter and Breyer did I have to look up. The average American, my intutions tell me, knows far more about the SCOTUS than the average Brit knows about either the Court of Appeals or the House of Lords Judicial Committee (and that's before starting on the ECJ/ECHR). The high-profile public appointment and questioning period for SCOTUS nominees must be part of what makes SCOTUS so high-profile, along with blogs and media coverage. Perhaps we need some UK appeal courts bloggers to start rolling. 2009-07-13T14:36:23ZUntitled entry permalink

Regent Street, London, EnglandIt doesn't take much to excite the interest of a confirmed London transport spod like myself, but Londonist reports today that the London overground network is now replacing the shitty old Silverlink stock with their own range of Electrostar trains but with Tube-style seating. Very fancy. West London can now have the same experience as us National Rail users in the South. I am not actually a trainspotter, but I have learned more than I ever would want to know about our railway network primarily so I can complain to the train company when they fuck up. 2009-07-13T11:54:13ZUntitled entry permalink

Regent Street, London, EnglandPaul Downey has published one of his brilliant drawings. It truly is an innovative bit of geek psychogeography. 2009-07-13T11:47:11ZUntitled entry permalink

Regent Street, London, England Daniel Dennett's report from the Cambridge Darwin Festival's theology sessions is brilliant reading. It's so reductionist for me to pull out a snippy little quote, so I'll take Dennett's report of his question to the panel: I'm Dan Dennett, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and we are forever being told that we should do our homework and consult with the best theologians. I've heard two of you talk now, and you keep saying this is an interdisciplinary effort--evolutionary theology--but I am still waiting to be told what theology has to contribute to the effort. You've clearly adjusted your theology considerably in the wake of Darwin, which I applaud, but what traffic, if any, goes in the other direction? Is there something I'm missing? What questions does theology ask or answer that aren't already being dealt with by science or secular philosophy? What can you clarify for this interdisciplinary project? The answer is, obviously, "Not much. No. Not really. Nothing. By the way, you are going to hell, you filthy atheist." 2009-07-13T11:26:08ZUntitled entry permalink

Regent Street, London, England Fox News thinks the Netherlands is horrible. I don't. Lovely place with nice people. In fact, the only complaint I can find about the Netherlands is the food is awful. Perhaps as a Brit, this is a bit like the pot calling the kettle black, but give me French or Italian food over Dutch, Scandinavian or German food any day. Rampant secularism, gay marriage and Amsterdam's coffee shops and red light district are fine. Hope the thought of gay people getting married in secular ceremonies before rushing off to get high in the coffee shops gives a few of Fox's viewers heart attacks. Then when they get to hospital, they get denied treatment because stupidity is a pre-existing condition. 2009-07-13T11:17:10ZUntitled entry permalink

Regent Street, London, EnglandPhilosopher David Pears died last week. Guardian obituary and Times obituary. 2009-07-13T11:05:49ZUntitled entry permalink

Regent Street, London, EnglandBBC News on how the Church of England are really on the rocks financially: The Church of England's ruling body, the General Synod, is to debate whether to reduce the number of bishops in a bid to save money. 2009-07-13T10:40:30ZUntitled entry permalink

Regent Street, London, EnglandDamn. Borders in Oxford Street are closing. One of the few reasons to not avoid Oxford Street is removed, and it thus takes one more step towards being the shittiest street in London. So long as Waterstones in Gower Street and Foyles in Charing Cross are still around, book buying for my purposes will still be possible. 2009-07-13T10:32:59ZUntitled entry permalink

If you make a minor misattribution in a book, that will suddenly become grounds to dismiss the argument presented. Yes, religious believers are so much more reasonable and even philosophical. God loves you so much, remember. Especially when someone is throwing acid in your face for having a religiously incorrect gender. 2009-07-13T08:05:40ZUntitled entry permalink

More normal nerds like Cristiano Betta are talking about SPARQL. This is encouraging. Music Hack Day sounds pretty awesome. I'm really sad I missed it. 2009-07-13T07:56:56ZUntitled entry permalink

Cloud computing 'tards, here it is at point blank range 2009-07-13T08:33:27ZPermalink

Christ almighty, if you need more evidence for my long held contention that "cloud computing" is simply SSH for PHBs and marketers, then Steve Rubel's post about, well, Chrome OS and PC operating systems running on USB memory sticks should convince you. Now, here is a small problem for the "just boot your own OS on someone else's hardware" thing. Most people won't allow it. I know that a lot of people who administer public computer terminals (in libraries, universities etc.) will turn off booting anything other than the OS that's allowed. The Internet may be all peace and love, but for those administering public terminals, they believe in lockdown not love.

If you listen to TechCrunch and all the other tech blog tards, you'd think that cloud computing was something new and magical. But, as I've said, SSH is all the "cloud computing" I need. I can fire up a Terminal on any machine, anywhere in the world and log into the Linux box under my desk. I can manipulate files, download stuff, make notes (Vim), read e-mail (mutt), read USENET (slrn) and do all the other things people fart about with on computers. I can keep my files in sync using rsync and transfer files with scp/sftp. Tell me why I need to trust Google or Microsoft or Apple MobileMe with a metric fuckload of my data. Or put it on a USB stick which, as our dear government have shown repeatedly, have a habit of wandering off or falling out of people's pockets in pub car parks or being left on trains by drunken soldiers.

Don't worry, you will be getting on the fantasy cloud of tech pundits. Just like last time with the thin-client JavaOS. We'll all be cloud based. I hear Apple is working real hard on a browser-based version of Final Cut. All that HTML 5 stuff they are doing is going to make it rawk! They are going to be replacing their 8-core Mac Pro desktop machines with cloud terminals that'll poo out lots of clouds and rainbows and unicorns all over you. And cloud-based versions of Eclipse, the GNU C compiler and Team Fortress 2 are on their way. And don't you worry about underground train tunnels, the vast swathes of the countryside that is stuck on poorly performing GPRS signals or international roaming charges that will make it so it'll cost £1.50 to download your JavaScript word processor from the cloud, even though we are supposedly in a Common Market called the EU (seriously: if you are an Orange UK customer, if you go to France and roam on Orange France, it costs £4 per megabyte even though unlimited 3G packages are now extremely cheap in the UK - the same is true for most other EU countries). Cloud computing will solve everything! As Steve Rubel says: grab your Photoshop and mock up lots of browser-based apps. The browser is going to "strip out" the operating system real soon now!

So, from all the cloud hype, what is actually real? People whose only computing needs are the basic functions of Microsoft Works may find that Google Docs may be a decent replacement for their current desktop office software. And, erm, Gmail sucks less than Outlook. And, erm, Xen-based virtualization is making VPS hosting cheaper and more flexible. Passable web apps and cheap virtualization have, to the mind of any sane person, sweet fuck all to do with one another, but both are apparently hyper-revolutionizing the information super-byways and will "strip out" your need for an operating system on your PC. And I've got a machine here that will make your car run on tap water. Order now.

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