Check this out for victim mentality. WorldNutDaily, everyone's favourite windbag Tory-Yanks, claim that Christian conservatives are under attack. From a comic book. Holy bejeezus, quickly don your gaudy televangelist outfit and run, run, run for the hills! 
Of course, what all this talk about "diversity," "inclusion" and "pluralism" really means is that Bible-believing Christians and traditional conservatives are excluded and discriminated against. In fact, Bible-believing Christians and strict conservatives are increasingly being demonized, even by some of our alleged "friends."

Hold on, buddy. You've got it all wrong. We've got nothing against you Bible-believing Christians. We think you're nutty, but, hey, we're nutty too. I'm more offended by your gross use of "scare quotes". I mean, come on, we know that if you were to educate Baptists they cease to be Baptists and all that, but didn't they teach you anything at J-school? Oh, wait, you're writing for World...Net...Daily. Well, there's that and the whole little problem of knowing absolutely fuck all: 
This is the meaning of the phrase "e pluribus unum" on which the United States of America was founded out of many, one nation, under God.

E pluribus unum means out of many, one nation, under God? How so? My Latin is pretty ropey, but shouldn't it be something along the lines of e pluribus, unum populus, sub dei? Nice how history is being crumpled up and shoved up the arsehole of irrationality. It was in fact the first half of that beautiful message which was snapped off in the 1950s in order to make way for the far less imaginative "One Nation Under God" slogan, to remove any doubt that America was a God-fearing, anti-communist nation (you know, because the whole Cold War, nuclear missiles pointed at Moscow thing was a little bit too subtle). 
But what-o? I thought this was about bloody Batwoman? "Multicultural fascism is a neo-Marxist form of Christophobic bigotry and hatred." And, just so you know, Spiderman isn't real. 
I'm sure that the keen minds at the WND order these articles on-spec and then just writing the opening paragraph. They've just got a big box of random essays railing against the ACLU and multicultural fascism sitting under their desk, then when something really dramatic happens, like a lesbian comic book character is announced they pull out this random, ranting crazy essay and merge the two together. I think my suggestion is more realistic than Ed Brayton's, because mine doesn't require the use of complex technology, something which most of the WND writers have yet to get their heads around. 
Perhaps, and it's Latin-mangling time again, it's time for "e deus, rabidus et excuso malum". 
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