It is my duty to inform you all that Jar-Jar Binks does not exist. He is a figment of the imagination of George Lucas. 
Scholars of galactic history are angry and dismayed that people believe in the existence of Jar-Jar Binks based on a movie called "Star Wars". There is no biological evidence for the existence of Wookies or Gungans. There are no Ewoks or Kaminoans or Hutts either. 
There is no historical evidence for the existence of starships or light sabres. These are fictions masquerading as, well, fiction. We should get extremely angry about this because people might believe these fictional ideas having seen them in a format usually associated with fiction. 
It is time the government put a stop to this nonsense. We need historians guarding every cinema and airport bookshop, lest anyone start believing in the existence of Gandalf or Harry Potter. 
Seriously, though, what the fuck is up with these people who are spending page after page in newspapers and magazines "debunking" the novel and (apparently, rather terrible) movie, The Da Vinci Code. I haven't read it or watched it, nor do I intend to do either. I know numerous people who've read it, and their opinions are mixed about it's quality. The general consensus is simple though: "it's a potboiler". 
Why aren't we seeing debunkings of other movies too? I'm sure there'd be a fantastic opportunity to debunk Mission: Impossible III or the new X-Men movie. If you think that a movie with Tom Hanks as the lead is anything but fiction, you are seriously beyond hope. If you need to point out the factual errors in a movie, you're nothing but a damn idiot. 
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