Tom Morris



2005.01.28

Recipe for Success 2006-07-29T17:16:22ZTitled entry permalink

1. Find mildly effeminate gay man.

2. Find straight couple.

3. Get gay man to help straight man smarten up, get their life in order.

4. Show process and results on national television.

5. ???

6. PROFIT!!!

No offence to effeminate gay men or 'retrosexual' straight guys (retrosexual is good), but seriously. What in the names of all things sane is this all about? What a message you are all sending out to the world. God damn it. Life is about more than expensive tailoring and hairdressing. Just stop it, television producers. The world is going to be destroyed if there is anything more about male grooming. No. Just no. Please, damn it, stop it. Something is profoundly wrong, and I want to get off this crazy train. Where's my Prozac gone?

 

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Tom Morris
Currently in: East Sussex, England
Usually in: East Sussex, United Kingdom
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I am a , an , like to code in and noodle about with and the . I also have a BA in philosophy from London, and am studying for an MA. My philosophical interests are in Victorian-era German philosophy, Kierkegaard, Robert Nozick, hermeneutics and current approaches to the demarcation problem in the philosophy of science. Musically, I like jazz fusion, soul and P-Funk. My musical nirvana would be a mixture of Beethoven, Miles Davis and George Clinton topped with a side-serving of Erykah, Jill and Angie.

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